If you ask most of my friends to describe my "type", they'll probably start off with "well, military ..." And most of you probably already know from reading enough here, that's true. I like the men of our armed forces. But I thought maybe it was worth a little further explanation. It's not a fantasy or a fetish, it's not just that they wear a uniform and I can sometimes picture them filling in for Slider and Iceman on a volleyball court with their tags around their sweaty chests ...
Sorry, focus, what was I saying?
No, seriously. There are a lot of very specific reasons why I am drawn to military men.
Here's 10:
1. They're clean-cut. I like clean-cut guys, I just do. If you prefer the shaggy- or mop-head type, more power to you. I love a short haircut and I loooove a shaved head. Since men in uniform are required to keep it short, this comes with the territory. Weekends and vacations are for scruff and beards.
2. They're in good shape. In fact, most of them are in amazing shape. Especially Marines. Can I get an ooh-rah?
3. They're tough and strong and men's men. Military men are usually like MacGyver and Rambo rolled into one. They knew how to change a tire before they knew they liked boobs, so imagine the kind of manly skills they have mastered by now. They can take care of you and protect you, no question.
4. They're hard workers. They aren't allowed to make excuses for why the work didn't get done. They don't get to call in sick whenever they feel they just need a personal day. They just get the job done. That's how I was raised and I find that quality very attractive.
5. They're down to earth. The majority come from humble backgrounds or at least humble people. If you've been reading this blog long enough, you know I don't have much love lost for the entitled and douchey among us.
6. They tend to share moral, religious and political values that I have. Let's face it, trying to find a manly, conservative, gentleman who at least believes in God and wants a family in the D.C. area is no small feat. It shouldn't come as a surprise that I find the type of men I connect with to be military, more often than not.
7. They're loyal. They move often and they learn early in their military careers the value of having someone around who loves them and will move with them. I know there are lots of statistics about military men who cheat, but all the ones I've met are good, loyal men who truly value the love of a woman who will be there for them.
8. They're smart. There's a difference between book smart and life smart. I personally prefer a man with a good mix of both. I don't meet a lot of lawyers, lobbyists and doctors who have the amount of common sense and life smarts that I find attractive. Military men have that in spades, and they also have a specific expertise in their certain field. I mean, the military trains them and then puts thousands of dollars of equipment in their hands. Trust me, they're smart. And quite simply, I would just rather listen to a man talk about satellite communications or sonar tracking capabilities or intelligence collection than operating on some old guy's gallbladder.
9. They foster strong feelings of patriotism. I don't know how to put this in words, except to say that I find it very sexy.
10. They're selfless. They put their lives on the line to protect Americans and our country and those who serve with them. When The Marine would talk about his job, he told me that he didn't become a hardass until he realized it was his responsibility to get his guys home alive. When The Dude was in Iraq, it took awhile for me to realize how little he was sleeping. After being woken at 2, 3 and 4 am by enough incoming rocket warnings, it's hard to trust yourself to a deep sleep. Military men go through things that most of us can't even fathom while we're complaining about our hot commute to work on Metro. But I have never dated one who complained about any of it. There's something about that quality that just chokes me up a little and melts my heart.
I'm not saying you should agree with everything I feel. We're each entitled to our personal preference. And in fact, I think it's better if you don't agree with me ... I never like to compete with a friend for a man. You can just go ahead and leave the military men for me.






Yes, you can have 'em. :) Though you do provide a compelling argument. I guess I just figure any military guy is going to either be too young, or if he's age appropriate then he's surely already married.
ReplyDeleteYes, it's true, it's a little harder to find one who's in his 30s and not married. I've personally come to terms with dating divorced men, now that I'm dating in my 30s.
ReplyDeleteWhile all the points on of this post are certainly great benefits of military men, I was a little surprised to read this given the glaring problem with military men that you’ve been running into lately: they often have to relocate at a moment’s notice, meaning you have to either relocate your life as well, or end the relationship. (I’ve been reading your blog for a while – hi!) After being heartbroken/very upset at least twice recently when a military man you’ve been dating had to move to another city, does this make you consider changing your “type” at all to avoid more repeats of this situation? Just wondering your thoughts about this!
ReplyDeleteWait until you date in your early 40s. One of the sad impacts of military life is their marriages, many which may have started out VERY young, don't last. The last two serious relationships I have been in, have been with divorced career-military men in their 40s. And once burned, a trend I found among many of their friends was that marriage and kid-time was over. I will, however, say that the points you make above are mostly very valid and true, and that if you find one that DOES stick around and wants a family, etc. - well, good on ya. :)
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: Thanks for reading! There are so many ways I feel I could answer this question, I don't know which to start with.
ReplyDelete1) I don't think people really can change what they are naturally attracted to. And I'm not actively trying to change my type.
2) Just because I love them, I know that doesn't mean I'll end up with one of them.
3) I don't limit my dating pool to only military men.
4) I really just wrote this as an ode to military guys, nothing more.
5) I've also dated IT geeks, lawyers, "government analysts" and plenty of other non-military who have disappointed or hurt me. I don't think playing it safe by excluding military men for that factor is necessarily going to protect me from heartache in the end. I think dating really is about timing and finding the right person at the right time.
Also: There's always ex-military guys ... ;)
@Phnx65: I agree with the points you make. I didn't want to get into all my thoughts on that subject, but I will just say that every man is different. I know divorced military guys with no kids, who simply got married way too young, and are still open to that with someone new.
ReplyDeleteOne thing I love about you is that we will never compete for men! :D Seriously though, well-said and understandable argument! xo
ReplyDeleteDespite this great post, they are ALL yours. :)
ReplyDeleteSassy - You should have let me know this sooner, I know ALOT of military men that are single and in their 30's. ALOT. For the record, I like them too and I have to agree, Marines are normally the most in shape.
ReplyDelete@Kate: But ... how did you end up out there on the West coast again? :)
ReplyDelete@Beth: You know my Dad tried to steer us away from military men in San Diego; it's something that just happened! And I am not at all opposed to a good setup or five. Feel free to send the DC-area ones my way.
Sassy, I used to feel just like you. Military guys were my type and there was definitely a surplus in SD. Then I joined the military... let's just say the infatuation QUICKLY faded. :) I still make sure my man has a short haircut though...
ReplyDelete@Liz: Stop trying to rain on my parade. ;) I'm not going to be joining the military anytime soon, so no worries!
ReplyDeleteThis article is awesome! I am super attracted to military men as well. I also live in DC and agree that its SO hard to find conservative, manly gentlemen around here. In my experience, military guys have been more likely than the average guy to share my religious and more conservative values in this area. Have you met many of them around? If so, please do share where!
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